Oh, to be a possum. A possum up a tree.

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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typette:

can we get a cartoon with just them in it

GPOY.

zeroambit:

bitch—craft:

Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

crying

oh my gosh oh my gosh <3

dumpsterfetus:

claydols:

you might say im pretty hardcore…sometimes i battle legendary pokemon without saving beforehand

there’s a difference between hardcore and downright reckless

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Cat: I AM GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS
Cat 2: STOP THAT
Cat: I HUNGER
Cat 2: HUMAN
HELP ME

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Cat: I AM GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS

Cat 2: STOP THAT

Cat: I HUNGER

Cat 2: HUMAN

HELP ME

oswinthegoverness:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

can we just talk about how that is a shit ton of ice cream from one person

If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.

illsevenyournine:

“Those poor boys’ lives will be ruined because of this.”

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“But the girl was wearing—”

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“She was drinking alcoho—”

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“They won’t be able to play football anymore!”

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“The boys’ futures are ruined because of her!”

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“She should be held accountable, too!”

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“What did she think was going to happen!?”

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