Oh, to be a possum. A possum up a tree.
This always makes me crazy:

esmeweatherwax:

nessfraserloves:

amandalynnh:

At some weddings when the couple is pronounced not husband and wife, but man and wife. Because he is still a man, but she is now a wife, not a woman?

I don’t understand this.

^ She makes a good point.

ARGH yes this annoys me too. Imagine if we said woman and husband, shit would get real.

Reblogged 2 months ago from justjasper (Originally from amandalynnh)
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    This gets even worse when you take the etymology apart. Because wife comes from wif; it means ‘woman’. So what’s being...
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    “I now pronounce you wife and husband.” See what happens.
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    boy becomes a Man when he settles down? :P
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    Yeah, fuck no. Not happening.
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    I hate this, too. What the officiant says at my wedding if I ever get married is going to be seriously edited.
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